Human Pinkie Pie: Vinyl, why do you like cake so much?
Human Vinyl Scratch: My mother.
Human Pinkie Pie: What about her?
Human Vinyl Scratch: Cake is her favorite food. When GLaDOS captured her and tortured her with her sick experiments, she deprived my mom of cake. Now that GLaDOS is dead and she's free, she eats cake whenever she can. Her first date with my father was at a cafe, when she ate a whole cake. Thus, she raised me to love cake as much as she loves it.
Pinkie: this is the best freaking cake ever! and i'm not just saying that because i made it! oh wait i think i've had better! you should try some dashie! it's good for your soul! have you ever had coffee and cake for breakfast??? i did today and yesterdayand the day before that and the day before that!!! omygosh! we should throw a cake party where everyone brings a giant cake and we all eat until we break the plates with all the eating! GAAAAASSSPPP! i just realised this is like, my fith peice today! and i had four giant cups of coffee!!! seriously though! you should have some!
RD: i heard you the first seven times.* no wonder she's so crazy!*
"That's crazy talk, Dashie!"
Pinkie is so
Dash looks pissed that Pinkie can apparently eat any amount of food and still have a great figure.
Great job, dude ! :3