Next episode: Applejack on the moon.
All hail the apple!
Applejack's letter is a bit longer than that...
"Dear Princess Celestia.
I wanted to share my thoughts with you.
I didn't learn anythin'!
I was right all along!
If you take your time to do things the right way, your work will speak for itself.
Sure, I could tell you I learned something about how my friends are always there to help me.
And I can count on them no matter what but truth is, I knew that already too."
Have Applejack sent other letters to Princess Celestia?
Me: You always feel that way around these ponies, A-hole.
The More You Know!
PL - "... I wish I was back on the Moon."
Celestia: So your a mmmm bish that doesn't likes mmmmmm bananas?
Applejack: No ma'am.
Celestia: So your a bish that doesn't likes bananas? Your a bish that doesn't likes bananas?
Applejack looks down and finds herself in a cannon
Celestia: You ain't finding any bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BE-YATCH!!
"...So, she looks over to her husband, then sets it back down in her lap and says, 'Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.'"- Agent K ("Men in Black", 1997)